Ion Farmer VS UK Law Enforcement Board

This one comes from my man in PGH, Lenny Vlassic. It references Ubama whoever the hell that is. Nice.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Personal message:
Date: Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:46:51 +0100
From: British law Enforcement britishlawenforcement2@liveinternet.ru

*/Personal message:/*

*/To The Attention Of Beneficiary,/*

*/The Board of federal law enforcement board UNITED KINGDOM in collaboration with the American president (Barrack Ubama) are hereby to notify you of your payment inheritance funds of (One hundred and twenty thousand pounds) 120,000 pounds after the meeting held on 13th of March 2009 in washington DC. His Excellence (Barrack Ubama) make it clear in the meeting that he will do every possible best to iradicate number of scammers in the world and for more details you can view the Website of madoff the great american scammer that was court.
/*
*//s/ap/20090312/ap_on_bi_ge/madoff_scandal /*

*/However you are advice to contact British foreign remittance office UK for the transfer of your fund and also indicate this code when contacting them (BN7412QS) /*

*/Contact/*

*/Attn Mr Fred Anderson
Foreign remittance Department
London Branch
Email: remforeign@aol.com

*/Make sure you indicate the code giving to you and send your full information to them for a faster response./*

*/Beneficiarey name---------------------
Your Address:---------------------------
Home telephone:---------------------
Office telephone:---------------------
Your picture:------------------------------
Identification card--------------
For further procedure Contact our payment officer with the information above./*

*/Note you should stop any conversation you have with any other person or company at the moment because number of fraud are too much and we are doing our best to stop it and don't share this with any other person except you as the beneficiary./*

*/Regards
Law enforcement Board/*

from US Law Enforcement Board (us.law.enforcement.board@gmail.com)
to remforeign@aol.com,
britishlawenforcement2@liveinternet.ru
date Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 12:51 PM
subject Excise Case Number: 5318008/26-B

Excise Case Number: 5318008/26-B
Dear UK Law Enforcement Board:

This is the Law Enforcement Board of the UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT (E Pluribus Unum). As you are well aware via our monthly NATO publication, due to the excessive bailout out crisis we have been authorised to apply a confidential one time only bail-out tax of $1500.00 to all foreign government agencies operating within our borders, due immediately.

This one time excise can be processed immediately and can be carried forward via standard financial instruments and delivered via all standard services to:

Foreign Excise Processing Center
358 Dory Road
Gloucester, MA 01920

This is a reminder that this debt is required to be rendered imediately and without question. A debate with the International Fair Trade and Services board has resulted that this tax be aplied to e-commerce as well and in this specific case it has been decided upon that this tax should be applied on an e-mail by e-mail basis in this case.

remforeign@aol.com: $1500.00 USD
britishlawenforcement2@liveinternet.ru: $1500.00 USD
UK Excise tax: $1500.00 USD
British and .ru domain cold-war temporal tax: $1500.00 USD

Grand Total $6000.00 USD
10% Processing Fee $6600.00 USD
6.5% VAT $7029.00 USD

Amount Due: $7029.00 USD

Regards,

Ophelia Cox
Clerk 26-B
US Law Enforcement Board