Ion Farmer VS DFX Audio Enhancer

From: "DFX Audio Enhancer"
To: ionfarmer@dodgeit.com
Subject: DFX for Windows Media Player Holiday Accessory
Date: Sat, 10 Dec 2005 18:05:24 -0500


Great holiday accessory from the makers of DFX Audio Enhancer


Thank you for using DFX for Windows Media Player. We hope you are enjoying your music experience so far. Just in time for the holidays we've stocked up on the popular MP3 Connector, an audio accessory that makes a great gift for any music fan. Place your order before December 19 and we guarantee delivery by Christmas.

The Revolutionary MP3 Connector:
The MP3 Connector is the only audio adapter which allows you to listen to all of your computer audio through both your home stereo and computer speakers simultaneously, giving you more sound impact.

Key Features:
+ Hear PC audio through both your home stereo and computer speakers simultaneously, for more sound
+ Enjoy music downloads, Internet radio, games and other digital audio on your high-quality home stereo
+ Listen to your MP3 library in another room
+ Transfer cassette tapes and LPs to your computer
+ 100% Plug and Play, no drivers or software to install
+ Compatible with Windows, Mac, iPod, and more

Available in two convenient lengths: 50 ft. (15.2 m) and 25 ft. (7.6 m)


Dear DFX Employee,

I have to admit, I was impressed with he sound of the DFX Audio Enhancer, so much so, that I bought it and downloaded it immediately. Which was good news for you, because that meant your product was selling and you would be ensured of a raise or maybe a bonus further down the line. I wanted to test it's performance and then blog about it indefinitely so that my friends, family, readers, and peers would understand that this was a piece of software, was worthy of their time and hard-earned money. That too would have been good news for you, as continued consumer confidence in your product would have helped out the position of your employee stock share purchases. This would have happened, if, that is, a stray power failure didn't crash my computer.

You see, with in 2 short weeks of using your software, a blackout caused a failure in my master boot record resulting in a total restoration of the hard drive. The hard drive is where I kept all my back up information about the DFX AUdio Enhancer program, unfortunately. Much to my surprise, when I contacted DFX to recover my registration information, I found that the company was more than willing to sell it to me for $9.99 and that doesn't sit easy with me my friend.

I could not understand how many times I had to buy this software to enjoy it, or if I had only rented my registration. Although there is no laws against making a profit in this way, I find it, as do most of my colleagues, an unscrupulous practice and one that has drawn my ire.

Because of this practice, not only will I not be buying "The Revolutionary MP3 Connector" this great holiday season, I will also not be recommending your otherwise fabulous software to anyone. In fact, I am so bothered by his, I plan to tell anyone who will take the information of the DFX unheard of campaign to alienate its customer base, and isolate would be returning consumers and their credit cards.

I'm sorry it had to work out this way. I really enjoyed the DFX plug-in for a short amount of time. And when/if that Holiday Bonus comes rolling along, I apologize beforehand for it's lackluster magnitude.

It's Not You, It's Me,

IonFarmer